An extremely hairy vagina, one that will make you go out the door as soon as you see it.

The name comes from the fact that it resembles chewbacca, a wookie from starwars
James: how’d it go last night with Charlene
Nate: I left, she had Chewbacca Vag
by SulphurS16 March 23, 2022
Get the Chewbacca Vag mug.
when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca
woah bro jessica was a total chewbacca cow last night”
by niggersaur March 14, 2022
Get the chewbacca cow mug.
when a man doesn't shave his sack for years and looks like chewbacca's balls
Lisa: oh my god why do you have chewbacca balls??

Dan: what? i just don't shave is all
by blepbopniggy October 4, 2018
Get the Chewbacca balls mug.
A type of cannabis named after a starwars character. 10 to 12 % Thc.
by bud master March 17, 2022
Get the shaggy Chewbacca mug.
A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
Get the Funky Chewbacca mug.
A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol
Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol
by izakbwalz October 10, 2017
Get the chewbacca curtains mug.