A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they looklikefuckin cretbags.
Wait for your victim to fall asleep and then sit on their face draping your nutsack into their mouth.
Tap them a couple times and then they will wake up with a familiar sound of chewbacca. BRAWWWWWWWWR!
Ted fell asleep watching Star Wars Episode 1 so I woke him up with a chewbag.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.