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The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"
by Smellllllly March 15, 2007
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Words related to chestnut jordans

blueballs balls nuts phantom shit