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Chester Cheese Dog 

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

Chester Cheetah 

That really cool cheetah in the Cheetos commercials. He's dangerously cheesy.
Look! Chester Cheetah's on again!
Chester Cheetah by trevor? March 25, 2008

Chester Cheeto 

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.
Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

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Chester Cheezing 

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.
April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.
Chester Cheezing by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

chester cheeto 

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina
he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto
chester cheeto by KerminSR September 4, 2006

Dirty Chester Cheetah 

When you eat too many hot cheetos and your cum becomes spicy, resulting in screaming.
*moaning*
Y-your cum is so s-spicy
It burns”

“I did a dirty Chester cheetah”