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Chestache 

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
Chestache by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009

chestacles

a females supple breasts, also known as boobs.
Look at them chestacles son! Now thats what i call a killer duece!
chestacles by Mordous January 23, 2007

chestacles

"Damn, look at Jen's disgusting chestacles."
chestacles by Victor L February 19, 2007

Chestache 

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.
1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.
Chestache by solman November 20, 2010

Chestacle 

A boob, they are usually pretty damn tasty too.
Yummmm, Chestacle Caserole
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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