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Chess Pieced Off 

Used when a formidable opponent beats his lesser neighbor's ass at a game of chess repeatedly to the point that the somber-some disappointed player then copies, and sends, the definition of stale-mate to the winning victor's phone in order to redeem what little man hood is left after yet another night of reigning tear.
Zack sure was chess pieced off last night after loosing- he grabbed his blanket , and cat and hasn't been seen since!
Chess Pieced Off by M&M Show December 7, 2016
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Send them chess pieces 

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.
ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

Chess-piece face 

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.
Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

chess piece 

A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.
Wow, Danny Devito is a fuckin chess piece.

Chess-piece face 

An albino. someone of pale complexion.
Chess-piece face by T-Bone October 28, 2003

Chess Piece 

Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo
Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!
Chess Piece by ScooterP December 29, 2010

chest piece 

Term used to descrbe a large tattoo that covers all or most of your chest; usually centered.
I went to the tattoo shop today and got a chest piece bro! That shit hurt!!!
chest piece by KevINDESTRUCTIBLE August 28, 2006