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Chestnutsack

A nutsack found roasting over an open fire.
Steve: Ugggh... I was sooo drunk at the campout last night.
Carl: Really? Let me see your balls.
Steve: What?
Carl: Don't worry, just pull 'em out.

Steve cautiously pulls out his testicles, slowly, one by one.

Carl: Ahhh, just what I suspected, you've got a chestnutsack.
Steve: What does that m--
Carl: You turned your balls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
Steve: Well... shit.

chesnutin 

Inviting friends and family to what they think is your engagement party just to surprise them with your actual wedding.
Nichole and John chesnutin their family and friends on January 13th.
chesnutin by PheLaReu January 16, 2018

Roast Chestnuts 

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.
The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.
Roast Chestnuts by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012

Chestnuts 

Essentially a word used to describe testicles located on the chest (not related to Chesticles ).

Can also be used to describe a picture of boobs that have no visible nipple.
"man have you seen that kid walking around? they got some huge chestnuts"
"that anime girl has some nice chestnuts"

chestnuts 

While a woman is lying on her back you straddle her chest and stick your cock in her mouth. As she's choking on your wang you stick your balls in between her tits and jiggle her b3wbs which massages your nuts.
Jill had such big knockers that I had to give her the chestnuts.
chestnuts by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008