cheryl cole 

General Perfectness. One Fith Of The UK's Largest Girl group and the topic of many teenage boys dreams.

Cheryl Cole:

Long sexy legs
A beautiful rack
Fit arse
Basically a shaggable lovely!

"Cheryl Cole Is Perfect, Isnt She Tom?"

"Cheryl Cole needs one up"

cheryl cole by Liammmm July 9, 2007

Cheryl Cole 

Fit.

Married to an absolute twat, rent boy chelsea scum.

Cheryl Cole is fit.

Cheryl Cole by twizz12 September 19, 2009

Cheryl Cole 

A woman who shows more style than substance.

She's so Cheryl Cole.

Cheryl Cole by uniqueunicorn December 7, 2010

Cheryl Cole Syndrome 

When you go out with a douchebag, Know hes a douchebag, all your friends know hes a douchebag. But 2 weeks after dumping him you are going back out because your clueless.

Yeah dude he cheats on her all the time, mainly with her two best friends. She said she hated him when she found out but she forgave him after 2 episodes of some shitty alternative drama cus he said he was sorry. Shes totally got Cheryl Cole Syndrome!

Cheryl Cole Syndrome by Greig The Hard-E September 30, 2011

Cheryl Cole 

A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation

Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke

Cheryl Cole by MysticMog September 21, 2011

cheryl cole moment 

When you fart on TV on the X Factor and it is picked up by the microphones!

Did anyone hear Cheryl Cole fart on Saturday night's show?! That was a right Cheryl Cole moment!

cheryl cole moment by Dave2226 November 17, 2010

cheryl cole 

A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.

Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.

cheryl cole by judimanic March 12, 2011