South Charnwood High School 

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.

Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

South Charnwood High School by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020

Chelwood 

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

Chelwood by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

The Cheatwood Erection 

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

The Cheatwood Erection by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Charlwood 

Slang for a weird or rejected family member

Usually used in north england and around Liverpool

poor him he's a charlwood

Charlwood by killokop December 8, 2009

Charlwood 

A complete prat who doesn't stick to the rules therefore making people angry, a charlwood doesn't deserve to exist

Charlwood sets us so much work

Charlwood by angryperson123456 October 1, 2011

Cheatwood

Dumbest last name of anyone in America

What kind of name is Cheatwood?

Cheatwood by Becool March 31, 2015

chordwood

Wood stacked so perfectly, as if they were a school of fish under your boat.

I wish I knew how to filet, these fish are stacked under my boat like chordwood.

chordwood by Chordwood December 29, 2022