Arson cheque

A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."

by Peter Phile November 14, 2006

cheque-bomb

Irresponsibly passing off an unknown cheque to another party when you do not actually know the cheque belongs to them, therefore leaving them unjustly accountable.

Ashley finds a cheque on her desk that does not belong to her.

"Crap, Chloe cheque-bombed me again!"

by Crookshanks October 22, 2009

Fat Cheque

Receiving a large sum of money

Chester: “Are you ready to buy a house yet?”
Jerome: “Yee as soon as I get my fat cheque!”

by Kodakwhite August 31, 2022

Gless Cheque

Scottish urban phrase used to describe the tangiable value of Barrs glass juice bottles as an object of currency. 'Gless' being a lazy usage of the noun glass.

Its awright I'll get the fags and bru wi' them gless cheques

by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006

Reality Cheque

A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.

"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."

"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."

"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."

"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"

by TheWelshman July 19, 2012

Cheque de ambiente

A situation in which a person’s vibes are being investigated due to legal law.

Ok boys it’s time for cheque de ambiente

by Hugo P. December 24, 2019

cheque book racer

A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.

So did you build that car or pay someone to do it for you like a cheque book racer?

by jjj bounce April 1, 2019