Chepe 

Pronounced--Che'-peh

A relatively common nickname attributed to the Hispanic name "Jose"
-- At times bearers of that alias consider it the most mexican nickname ever--
However the term is used solely by other close Hispanic friends and relatives (Few exceptions) Also, you hardly tell anyone at school your family calls you chepe.

Damm why the hell did my uncle nicknamed me Chepe, that's so freaking beaner and while we're at it why did they also name me Jose gawhhh!!

Chepe by JML2 August 21, 2010

chepe 

baked bean
very stupid but adorable in a way
amazing and beautiful

chepe is a beaner 😍

chepe by jacosbewsa February 13, 2022

Chepe 

Half-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch.

He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms.

Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does.

Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant.

He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking.

Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude

Chepe ran off with the first pair of yoga tits he saw that morning...

Chepe by Chepe Pepito October 14, 2021

Chepe 

A chepe is someone who claims to be either Russian or Ukrainian but is neither. The person claims this yet has no Russian or Ukrainian blood in him nor his family. Usually they are Australian, English, Irish or Welsh.

''Wow dude stop being such a chepe your legit irish!''

Chepe by slayqueenslayer August 22, 2023

EL CHEPE 

ANOTHER NAME FOR JOSE

ME AMIGO EL CHEPE EL MAS CHINGON

EL CHEPE by JOKER QUEEN May 26, 2009

the chepe

the chepe is a slick mexican who uses the word breh a lot. generally works in places where hes put to hard labor. loves dancing with fat girls getting down and durty off them jager bombs

oh man that kid is going to pull the chepe at that party

the chepe by jailbait420 October 19, 2011

chapello 

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it

Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello

chapello by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018