To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.

Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"

Cheney: "No I didn't."

Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."

Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."

Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"

Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."

Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"

Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."

Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"

Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
by Super Genius November 25, 2006
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Top Definition
(n.) An evil motherfucker.
"Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney."
by CBDS July 16, 2006
To shoot a man in the face with bird shot from a shotgun, at a range of approximately 30 yards.
Your face looks like hell, Ed.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.
by Don "the Don" Penman February 13, 2006
A shooter of senior citizens.
Cheney, what a Dick.
by mastershake916 February 12, 2006
To spray in the face.
"When I withdrew from Vinnie's mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheneyd his entire face."
by john mclaughlin February 14, 2006
An unsupected blast(birdshot, semen, vomit) to the face, neck and chest.
Mid blow-job, I pulled out and Cheney'd my girlfriend.
by Galvin February 15, 2006
v. 1) To shoot in the face
The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.
by C. Lee February 15, 2006
this term can be used in a variety of ways. it can be used in the past tense (ex 1), present tense (ex 2), or future tense (ex 3). It basically means the process of acting like you're going to or actually shoot a man in the face.
Jimbo: What the hell happened to Todd?
Harry: He was hunting with Bob and he got Cheneyed!
or
Frank: Watch where you're swinging that gun, Jack!
Jack: What? It's not like I'm gonna Cheney you!
or
Billy: Come on, Mike! We're going hunting with George & Dick.
Mike: Damn it... Do we have to? That Dick can't shoot for shit. I bet one of us gets Cheneyed by that sumbitch!
by Fafnir March 06, 2006

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