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Chem eng 

A branch of engineering that is vital to the sucess of society. They are kindoff the bastard child of chemistry, mechanical engineers and industrial engineers.

They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.

Chemical engineering involves lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. We are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, we find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering.
Chem eng ruined my life. My plant design project took all my time and energy.
Chem eng by electrick July 16, 2008
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Chem eng 

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.
Chem eng by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004
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chem enger 

A complete retard/goon. Usually put through immense amounts of stress through life, and often develop a nervous limp, balding, and general spazness over the years.
look at that clown, he must be a chem enger
chem enger by goonio May 8, 2005

Chem-Enge 

The build up of white cheesy residue beneath the foreskin, usually a result of long periods of excessive masturbation paired with inadequate washing.
Chris: so did ya get into that lass the other night bru?
Joe: nahh bru, though I had it in the bag after I flashed the pythons but as soon as she got a wiff of the Chem-Enge she was out the door
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chemeng The most asian person ever. love eating rice and noodles.
He its chemeng you know he has noodles.
chemeng by Chemeng vang February 24, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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