Cheezburger Syndrome

A mild, low spectrum form of Autism (not unlike Asperger Syndrome) brought about by overexposure to the Internet. Accompanying symptoms include : greasy hair, pale skin, poor hygiene and an overwhelming dearth of social skills.

Do you have greasy hair, pale skin, horrible hygiene, a fear of the outdoors and a general unwillingness to engage in social interaction outside of an internet forum? You, too, can haz Cheezburger Syndrome!

Cheezburger Syndrome by J-radical December 3, 2010

cheezburger shoes

a ongoing roblox meme that wont fucking die

an i have cheezburger shoes

cheezburger shoes by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger 

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger by geekjive April 13, 2005

Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger 

A gay mans description of a vagina.

Gail: Wait, so you've never seen a vagina before?

Eric: Oh hell no. Why would I want to look at some half eaten Arby's cheddar cheeseburger?
Gail: Huh... Btw did you see that video of Enzo doing the Bung the Booce challenge?
Eric: Yeah it was hot af...

Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger by Yolozozo July 27, 2016

Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger 

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger

Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!

Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023

Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

Cheeseburger Shovels by The Amalamps August 4, 2015

Cheeseburger Split 

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.

Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!

Cheeseburger Split by Themowingman July 6, 2020