a cheesy "anniversary" that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose
GIRL: "ZOMG! It's me and my boyfriend Bif's 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!"
ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."
GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."
ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."
GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"
ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*
ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."
GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."
ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."
GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"
ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*
by Clementine J. June 7, 2009