Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

cheeseyweasel 

Cheeseyweasel is the term for a mans penis that has gone unwashed for several days

I pulled his trousers down and he had this tiny cheeseyweasel, so i got the hell out of there

cheeseyweasel by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

Ultimative Cheesiness 

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff

Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase

Ultimative Cheesiness by XReign February 15, 2021

Cheeseyless 

Without cheese

Man this pizza is cheeseyless.

Cheeseyless by PepsiSniffer July 6, 2018

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.

How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

Cheeseless Quesadilla by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

Cheeseless Mice 

non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ

Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!

Cheeseless Mice by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

Chessyness

Some thing very cheesy

Chessyness by Tony Montana February 24, 2003