some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.
by nico illmatic October 15, 2007
The act of taking one's penis (las the burger) and wrapping ones ballsack around it (where the buns would be)
by SuperstudentG February 25, 2003
by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003
chronic laced with crack. offshoot of hamburger which means marijuana.
a hamburger with cheese in it.
a hamburger with cheese in it.
by culeto September 5, 2006
Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.
"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
by Sarah666 August 15, 2007
A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.
by ryseone January 21, 2008
A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.
by Jake Patterson August 1, 2006