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cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.
would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!
cheese biscuit by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Cheese biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH
Cheese biscuit by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

cheese biscuit

to pass gas through the anus, to fart
"i made a cheese biscuit!" "cheese biscuit!"
cheese biscuit by sars October 26, 2003

monkey cheese biscuit 

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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