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Cheese Cutter Syndrome 

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.
"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Dutch Cheese-cutter by kennyboye September 30, 2014

The Wisconsin cheese cutter 

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"

CHEESE CUTTER 

The cheese cutter shape is synonymous with flat cap hats and can be traced back to the 14th century in Northern England and parts of Southern Italy. There it was more likely to be called a "bonnet", which term was replaced by "cap" sometime before about 1700.The origin is uknown but it may be related to the real PEAKY BLINDERS baby-faced gang who sewed razor blades into their flat caps.
The gang members were wearing cheese cutters to headbutt rival violently terrorizing the streets and mugging passers-by
CHEESE CUTTER by STARGATE65 October 4, 2020

cheesecutter 

dad: "son where is the cheesecutter"
son: "its in the cabinet"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026