cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 26, 2007

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cum cheese

marcus' breath. hardened cum. looks and smells like cheese. Jews dont get it, (no 4skin).

V.mate your breath smells like cum cheese

M. is it?

V. yeah

M. oh i had a cock in my mouth.

by jayjayjaym March 4, 2008

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Cum Cheese

my little brothers favorite food; cheese made up of moldy semen

"That boy has cum cheese in his rear!"
-or-
"Mommy,you left your cum cheese between my teeth!"

by Oklahoma from Arkansas June 4, 2003

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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019

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