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a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!
by Tipsykit June 12, 2006
a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.
How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.
by maxfalco August 28, 2006