Muskokan Cheese Grater 

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

Muskokan Cheese Grater by teratoma April 20, 2010

Chocolate Cheese Grater 

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

Chocolate Cheese Grater by kakmasta April 6, 2009

Cheese Grater 

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

Cheese Grater by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

cheese grater experience 

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

cheese grater experience by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019

Bolivian Cheese Grater 

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

Bolivian Cheese Grater by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

The Cheese Grater by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

Cheese grater 

A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.

Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)

Cheese grater by Greemb March 24, 2021