"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.
2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.
3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.