a ugly vagina with huge flapping lips and a hairy unshaven pubic area..normally linked with a rather obtrusive odor
Damn dude, why didn't you tell me that Gina was a boggy creek monster? Her pussy lips looked like two slices of two week old roast beef, and the hair I swear to god it was braided. and the smell well i've smelt fish markets that smelt better.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'