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cheddar'd-up 

to have ingested copious amounts of cocaine
"Yo lets go dump sack"
"Nah man I'm too cheddar'd-up. I think my heart is gonna explode"
cheddar'd-up by cheddardaddy1868 August 27, 2016

foobin up tha cheddah 

when A man strokes his pee pee until it shoots out a slow erruption of cheddar and makes a cartoon-like noise "fooooob!"
I've been fooobin' up tha cheddah
foobin up tha cheddah by erratic December 18, 2003

Cheddarpetter

It’s basically when a girl gets fingered by someone with cheeto or Cheeto puffs (or any cheese puff) and the other partner eats them out and engulfs all the cheese
Makayla: So, what’d you and Mark do last night?
Jess: We did the cheddarpetter

Makayla: You’re so lucky, I’ve been wanting to try that for a while now
Cheddarpetter by Wiggok March 19, 2019

Cheddarphile

I have cheese on/with everything...but thats just me, I'm such a cheddarphile.
Cheddarphile by NubbleUK February 18, 2010

cheddarporn 

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).
here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn

Cheddarphile

Term used to describe a person who loves cheese just a bit too much.
"Dude why is your fridge full of cheese?"
"Because I'm a mother f*****g cheddarphile!"
Cheddarphile by Kel2oo5 September 3, 2011