Noun: A mythical creature of Anglo/Arab/Slavic origin that haunts children and adults who neglect their parents. A parent calls upon Cheddaronga to find their child. Once the child is located, Cheddaronga will knock on the door asking to be let in. If the person lets them in, they will die.
"Oh man... I have to call my mom ASAP! Cheddaronga came to my door last night, but I didn't let her in".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!