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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
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A yiddish word for pig. Someone who wants more than what he needs and don't fly straight no more.
"See that fat bastard thats Nacho Contreas...El Gordo...He's a real CHAZZER!!!!!-Frank Lopez
chazzer by Big Seth November 3, 2003

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly 

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.
Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

chazzled 

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.
chazzled by k-roll$ June 1, 2017

dazzle my chazzle

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle
dazzle my chazzle by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009
coming from the root word chaz, meaning to bang, fuck, penetrate or pleasure a woman in every hole possible in under five minutes (ass, vagina, ears, nose holes, mouth, eyes and a foot fettish if you have one. WARNING: COMMONLY TRIED BUT RARLEY ACCOMPLISHED..... MAY RESULT IN EXTREME PLEASURE/DEATH
Dude i chazzled colin's mom so hard last night!
chazzle by jake rinow September 30, 2007

chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!
chazzer cheese by k+kd September 20, 2012