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Chattanooga gravy bowl

A swirlie that involves fecal matter.

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot 

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.
Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

chatanova 

a casanova (womanizer) only over chat; usually lacks the confidence to hit on women in person.
Guy to a nerd: Dude, you're such a chatanova.. you only flirt and talk to women on chat!

Chattanooga Push Pop

While fully erect, the act of inserting both testicles into the woman's anus. Then, while still fully erect, "popping" them back out.
"Dude, my gf wanted to know what it felt like to have my nuts in her ass, so I gave her that Chattanooga Push Pop!!!

Chattanooga Strong 

(adj.) - coined by the wrestling team at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga to describe the standard expected of every individual to continually improve every aspect of not only their own lives, but the lives of those around them. Someone who is Chattanooga Strong is guaranteed to give 100% of their effort 100% of the time. They will always succeed because it is not in their nature to accept any other outcome.

Chattanooga Chainsaw 

When you are going down on a female and then you make a long spanish R sound, rolling your tongue, creating a chainsaw like noise. This works especially well in a construction yard.
Yo Tyrone what was all that racket in the yard last night?
Sorry dude I was givin my girl a Chattanooga Chainsaw.