chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Catsturbation 

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Catsturbation 

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)

"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate

Catsturbation by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010

Catsturbation 

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

Catsturbation by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

Chasturbation 

The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.

Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best

Chasturbation by Old Spicy January 10, 2011