shit chatting

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.

Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter April 30, 2006

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shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 5, 2011

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shit chat

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.

Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies

by i'mcuttingedge July 19, 2015

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The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.

Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?

Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.

Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!

by iconoguy December 12, 2009

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