chatternick 

A virus that crosses a chatterbox and Nickelodeon, which ultimately causes a deep yearning to talk about Zoey 101 and other related television programs (it's an STD) pictographic

Jason slept with a girl and therefore contracted the chatternick virus.

chatternick by Herbie Martinez February 15, 2008

chatterfuck 

A conversation you don't want to have on a topic you don't really like with someone you'd rather not discuss anything with.

Well, my day was going really well until I was over at the neighbor's house and had a little chatterfuck about thier dog shitting in our garden.

chatterfuck by Smokey the Poo Snatcher September 5, 2006

Catterick condom 

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

Catterick condom by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

Daniel catterick 

Daniel catterick is a gorgeous young man, who is very popular, he does not fail to put a smile on peoples faces, he also likes carrots and pony tails

Daniel also is small

"Omg he's awesome"
"Yeah he's such a Daniel catterick"
"I wish I was a Daniel catterick"
"You will never be like him, you piece of shit'

Daniel catterick by Ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013