Chase Brody is the smallest of beans, as well as depressed. He's smol but with a lot of energy. Is adorable and needs more love than he has
Jack: CHASE!
Anti: He's probably hiding in the pantry again. With the Cheetos...and juice...guarding it as if "the precious"
Jack: you say that like it happened before....
Anti: ...because he's Chase Brody being his normal self, an energetic shit
Chase Butts: A Kick-ass super cool, sharpshooting bad-ass with a great sense of humor. Great to everyone, but the best to his girlfriend. He's strong and fit, and will defend you from all evil. He is truly a good person and a great friend.
The McDonald's of banking... They jack all your money and sign you up for shit you don't want. They give your phone number to other companies so they can harass you too. They are known for their famous hidden fees that you encounter almost daily.