Charlton Heston
The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
Charlton Heston by Fearman April 10, 2008
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Charlton Heston
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
"You dam dirty ape."
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
You dam dirty ape.
Charlton Heston by clownass December 6, 2006
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Charlton Heston
An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.
Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.
Charlton Heston by mrskull September 24, 2018
Charlton Heston
The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.
Charlton Heston by Sallywylderdamms April 1, 2023
Charlton Heston
Meeting a girl in a local pub, take her back for shenanigans then when she is least expecting it insert your penis and one testicle whilst making monkey noises as you cum like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes
That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston
Charlton Heston by Sue denham February 22, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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