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Charlie Sheened 

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
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Charlie Sheen Crazy 

Behavior and/or appearance that is extremely mad, or disturbing; Actions or words that make those around uncomfortable or ill; Taking one’s behavior to a very high level of madness, and mental instability; Being so unstable and profoundly delusional as to be considered a professional at it; bizarre or eccentric behaviour that puts those who witness it in a state of significant unease; Persistent partying (i.e. drinking, drug usage etc.) so extreme and beyond the pale that it disrupts the normal functioning of one's brain and neural operations
“I am into wild partying and all, but trust me, I am not going to go Charlie Sheen Crazy any time soon.”

“I would be careful around Sylvio and Muamar. When those two dudes get together, they go Charlie Sheen Crazy.”

REPORTER: "Senator, how are you going to explain this behaviour to your constituents?"

SENATOR: "Good question Will. I think I’ll do a suitcase of cocaine, sleep with a couple of porn stars cum hookers, go without sleep for 72 hours and then do an interview on ABC. I feel like going Charlie Sheen Crazy with this."

Charlie Sheen Weekend 

A weekend filled with lots of drinking,drugs, hookers and wild behavior.
Jeff had a Charlie Sheen weekend in Vegas
Charlie Sheen Weekend by BigOmDaddy December 11, 2010

Charlie Sheen Drug 

The end all, be all drug thats incorporates many other drugs in its creation. Containing equal parts cocaine, ecstasy, black tar heroin, acid, Chemical-X, and Vietnamese crack.

Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".

It is assumed that normal illegal drugs like heroin became too mild and mundane for actor Charlie Sheen. So he in turn invented this new type of drug.
-Did you hear about Ralph?
-No what?
-He had a seizure, blacked out, went into coma, and died of a heart attack after one hit of the Charlie Sheen Drug
-Poor Ralph

Charlie Sheening 

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.
"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"
Charlie Sheening by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Charlie Sheen 

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
Charlie Sheen by Cagedape February 25, 2011