war has changed 

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

Chaniese 

an amazing person who keeps people laughing with her silliness but can be really mean

Wow that girl is such a Chaniese with those insults.

Chaniese by afterdarkL November 25, 2010

Chaniel

A guy who has a shy, yet charming personality. Chaniel is someone who you can trust 100% with your life. They are the most truthful and kind person you'll ever meet. At times their honesty can be brutal, but they never intend to inflict any pain on to others. Chaniel is the type of guy to check up on you if you're going through a messy breakup. He's the type of guy to shower you in compliments to make sure you never think you're ugly again. They think very low of themselves when they are honestly perfect. Chaniel's dont just have amazing personalities, they are the cutest guys you'll ever see. Chaniel's have that cute "I must protect you with every fiber in my body" kind of look. Every Chaniel deserves the world. They are the person who pushes you to strive to be the very best you can be. They offer very good emotional comfort and are the perfect best friend/lover/sibling you could ever have.

"Honestly I don't know what i'd do without Chaniel"

Chaniel by ragingpisskink September 10, 2020

short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Chanded 

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

Chanded by novelty16 October 26, 2018

Devyn, A changed man 

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.

Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/

Devyn, A changed man by halo lowis May 31, 2022

Changed 

DON'T EVER SEARCH THIS AND DON'T GO TO IMAGES, IF YOU DO YOU WILL TOTALLY FUCKING DIE. DON'T SEARCH IT.

man: "hey you should search changed"
peanut brain: "what's changed?"
man: "just search it"
peanut brain: "ok"

*peanut brain fucking dies from the horrible images*

Changed by w i n n i n g s m i l e February 22, 2021