Chainmail 

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.

John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT

Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

Chainmail 

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls

‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’

Chainmail by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019

chainfail 

A number of small fails performed in quick succession, creating a chain of fails.

Matthew slipped on the wet deck at the front of his house, which caused him to fall down the stairs onto the pavement, landing in a pile of dog faeces that his pet left there. Chainfail!

chainfail by rad rad robotankin' April 27, 2009

Jamaican chainmail 

Mesh fabric favored for tshirts and singlets (wife beaters) in the Carribean and among Carribean diasphoric populations worldwide.

Delroy kept cool through the long Kingston night by wearing only a 9mm, a pair of shorts, and a Jamaican chainmail wife beater.

Jamaican chainmail by Jah123 May 15, 2009

Chainmail 

A form of armour that involves interwoven rings (ringmail is slightly different) of metal, normally worn as a suit for protection in combat. It was lighter than plate armour and offered better protection than leather and was, therefore, a popular choice for light troops (or early armies, who didn't have the option of plate). It was slowly (but not entirely) phased out on line troops as plate armour became less expensive and lighter (though it was often used to cover the joints of the armour and was sometimes worn under the armour for added protection).

At the battle of Crecy, the non-noble troops on both sides wore mostly chainmail. However, this made the French soldiers fatally vunerable to English longbow fire.

Chainmail by Syber_Sid May 2, 2008

chainmail 

Things that break way more easily than expected.

Fucking chainmail nikes ripped after three days!

chainmail by vitaminC January 26, 2006

scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.

Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it

scottish chainmail by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010