Chad

an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.

Dude, don’t be a Chad

by The Unchad January 15, 2019

Chad

A dude who probably spends more time at the gym than literally ANYWHERE else.

"Bruh Chad is such a chad," said Derek.
"Wait what?" replied joeschmo.

by TheVengefulRevolvenant May 30, 2020

CHAD

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.

"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.

by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010

Chad

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!

Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"

by Elizabitch:) April 21, 2009

the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.

Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.

by MaxP0wer April 24, 2006

Chad

Chad is a human but like the definitions say he is kind of a ball sack and also is porn ridden

Chad why r u calling me a SUS

by SharkbotJonesYT February 20, 2019

Chad

A man with the unfortunacy of being named after your neighborhood redneck and a depressed country in Africa :(

Person 1: Poor Chad
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he’s named after Chad Dinkleberry

by Lionsfan22 April 26, 2019