charver 

See also charva.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.

No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.

charver by Katie December 3, 2003

charver 

a group of idiots from the north east of england, who hang around in crews of around 30 to give a combined IQ of 2.5 they wear fake everything. I think the girls hair is fake. They have around 7 offspring in their lifetime often with assorted fathers. Nobody likes these bastards.

How man fuck off man y' steroid takin freak d'ya want us to show ya how radge i can get.
English:I'd watch it if i was you do you want a demo of my mental unstableness.
Watch ya back dazza he's skivved up
English:proceed with caution darren he appears to have a weapon.

charver by Les Pretend February 28, 2005

CHARVE 

Charve, seems to be a name for the girl , who is an inspiration to the others. Her loving and caring nature will win your hearts . Talking about her appeal , she is pretty, timid and has a cute personality . She can do anything for her friends , seems to be having a heart as big as universe. Even the tiniest ounce of love can bring her to the cloud nine. She seems to be a real badass as well, can kill you with her savageness . She brings life , light and every bit of sunshine in the room when she is around.

dude 1:- Hey find me someone , who loves me till no end.
dude 2:- Oh , then go get the charve na , but be careful if u disrespect her , she will rip You off.

CHARVE by smile27 November 28, 2021

charver 

Travelling Showmans term to have sex with someone.
May have a romany background.

I charvered her last night.
I wouldnt mind charvering her.

charver by Showman December 2, 2004

CHARVER 

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

CHARVER by Iain December 21, 2004

Charver Armour 

The jackets which the scum of the earth wear. There arew different varieties;
Tog 24
Berghaus
Mera peek

Look at the charver over there with his charver armour on.

Charver Armour by sangajin March 28, 2007

charvel

A word to describe a gorgeous woman that no man can resist.

Guy 1. Dayummn you see that new girl on campus?

Guy 2. Yeah she can get it! That chick is most definitely a charvel.

charvel by Beelobeatz January 30, 2014