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Cretinous Etinous 

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities
Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

ceriously 

The merging of the words serious and cereal meaning to be as serious as a bowl of cereal. In other words, not serious at all.
I am being serious here. Ceriously? Yes.
ceriously by Oshiri December 1, 2007

Cretinous-Cretinalias 

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

cervidious (adj) 

1. Of or relating to a person of considerable evil, powerfully so, and sworn to their command.
2. Emotionally and physically tortured repeatedly without hope of conclusion, by an inescapable and offensive evil.
3. Being manipulated into doing something one would normally refuse to do, by threats to one's own person and those around oneself.
"Looks like Greg's been enslaved again. The poor guy, he always ends up cervidious when that happens."
vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj
cretinous by glen January 27, 2005
not a perfect man but an amazing one 🥰 a great father. A good boyfriend, with attitude sometimes. He’s a bull (Taurus). He’s outgoing and hardworking. Overall he’s unique & loveable. He loves his girlfriend marianna & his daughters. Ceianna & honour
Cerious
Cerious by Cerious not serious August 13, 2022