A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)

Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"

5 cereals by the hussler May 12, 2016

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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

Cerealsexual by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

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Name 5 Cereals

A funny game only played between friends. Without warining you grab your friend'nipple and squeeze harder and harder untill they name 5 cereals. The results are always hilarious.

Man 1:(grabs Man 2's ) NAME 5 CEREALS!!!

Man 2: (wincing in pain) Um...FROSTED FLAKES....LUCKY CHARMS...DUR NESQUICK!!

Name 5 Cereals by PalindromemordnilaP April 22, 2009

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cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.

Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.

cerealness by Baklava42 January 13, 2007

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