An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
by YEREMEL December 30, 2022
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018
by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023
Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
by The speed-loading stapler May 20, 2019
by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017
The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!
Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.
Alternate Example-
Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.
Alternate Example-
Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
by AnOverweightStagBeetle February 9, 2018