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Centristic – a person conceded with the phrase "Back in my day..."
He's so centristic, never stops talking about back in his day. That centristic guy said to be "Back in my day, we didn't have Google" Antiquated Nostalgic Sentimental Archaic Old-Fashioned Dated Out-Dated Aged
centristic by blaydese June 15, 2014
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centristic thought 

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.
In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.

Centristic subjectivism 

Defines people that always sway any value of (art, philosophy, anything that's a humanitarian subject) to being subjective.
- You know, just because you think this game is bad, doesn't mean it is. It's all a matter of perspective.
-Cut out that centristic subjectivism bullshit. Just cause you like it, doesn't mean it's good.
A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur
Damn, look at his centastic gallop.

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.
Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.
Extreme Centrist by DanVH January 28, 2021

Centrist 

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.
“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*
Centrist by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019

Enlightened Centrist 

When someone claims to be a moderate or a centrist due to a belief that both sides of the political spectrum are unreasonable or extreme. Typically used in a negative connotation.
Person 1: I refuse to join a political party because the left and the right have BOTH gone insane!
Person 2: Oh God, you're such an enlightened centrist...
Enlightened Centrist by BobraAnn February 1, 2021