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The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.
Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.
by Claude ReManes April 08, 2011
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