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cellimbo 

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.
I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!
cellimbo by shooshaboo October 14, 2008
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"Cellimove" noun

def.: an unnecessary movement or organization to arrange specific objects or habits to take place
1) she took a connection later so she could buy coffee for tomorrow morning, a typical*cellimove*
2) taking a bigger bag instead of the intended small one, in order to take 4 filmrolls which won't be nessasary till tomorrow morning but might be forgotten otherwise and also for the above mentioned coffee, because carrying it in ones hand wouldn't be and option and not buying it would be the most irrational thing to do.
Cellimove by your.good.guy August 8, 2022
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