High profile attention whores
who appear frequently on reality shows, talk shows, in gossip magazines, entertainment news, and so on, usually displaying deplorable moral character in said media. Also, any "news" related to these people.
Hey, did you read in (checkout aisle mag) that so-and-so is pregnant with what's-his-face's baby, and she's still married to derp-de-derp?
Hell no, I have no interest in all that celebritrash.