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Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.
“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”
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Cereal Puss 

After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape
"Yo is that a vape?"
"Yea bro, she said she wanted us to give her a cereal puss tonight"
Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018
the most beautiful binch the world could ever know. so out going. so lively and lovely. cemres will literally slay anything they do. cemre will always put those they care about before themselves. might be a little down sometimes, but words of encouragement and being there for them, is the biggest thing you can do. once a cemre loves you, they will always love you, even if they may act sassy towards you sometimes (take this as a sign they like you). cemres will do anything to get ahead. lastly, cemres are the best thing any person that falls in love with them can ask for ;)
oh my gosh, you look so beautiful, you look like a cemre
cemre by javocado_.lol August 22, 2018

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

cereal box French 

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012