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Carography 

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.
Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.
Carography by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

Cutography 

Anna: Hey Jade, take cute pictures of me.
Jade: Okay, what do you want it to be?
Anna: Surprise me with your cutography skills.
Cutography by Delgarlmnt October 27, 2018

cockograph 

hey dude Jennifer was asking for a cockograph
cockograph by theunknown_06 December 31, 2020

Cacography 

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.
c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?

Catographer 

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.
That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

cacagraphical 

of or pertaining to shitty writing; an overwhelming impression of shit prompted by bad writing; a thoroughly inaccessible text, writing, or writing style; writing that affects depth by overuse of esoteric vocabulary; a literary attempt at erudition by way of incomprehensibility; technical vocabulary strung together in text without rendering their meaning; textual or written elaboration that obfuscates what was previously simple; the literary product of a person paid to write gossip, slander, or shit about people; a really bad philosophy paper
The philosopher's writing is so bombastic and unintelligible that it can only be described as cacagraphical.