canippy 

A Canadian hippy. Usually has a blank expression and says, "make love not war, eh?"

There was a canippy in the park picking up garbage saying, "lets save the earth, eh?"

canippy by cool4dude April 29, 2005

coniption 

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

coniption by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption fit 

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

coniption fit by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006

coniption 

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.

Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

coniption by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

coniption shit 

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

coniption shit by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

caniption 

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

caniption by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

Canipits 

When your Body Odor has the unmistakable aroma of weed, specifically around the underarms.

-Woa dude, you been smokin' the reefer, you stank of weed.

-Nah man, thats my BO. I got canipits.

-Gross bro, take a shower.

Canipits by chipsdubbo December 20, 2009