I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.
by Pandastic July 5, 2016
A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.
by Smkngmgc June 16, 2004
The Cleveland Browns look good this off-season and it should be their year, but they’re the Browns so I’m cautiously optimistic.
by BigSleezy August 4, 2021
by OneCrazyRabbit March 12, 2020
Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.
Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020