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cartisexual 

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)
me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual
cartisexual by Karimvelez November 30, 2021
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Caprise is a gorgeous, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, a person who is very beautiful and has a very good figure. She is selfless and outgoing, doesn’t care about other's views on her and is the best friend to have. She makes new friends easily due to her charismatic nature. She has a very alluring speaking and singing voice and is sophisticated by nature. She is not only creative but also highly intelligent, and this will increase exponentially with age.
I wish I were a Caprise.
Caprise by gamergurll July 21, 2019
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The coolest Person i have ever met , she is funny and Gorgeous ! always fun to be around because she gets along with everone, She is my bestfriend ! xx
Woah its catrice! :D
Catrice by cassidyf November 8, 2012
A halarious ball of energy who never fails to make the world burst into tears of laughter. Catrice is always laughing, always smiling, and will go to the ends of the earth to get a smile out of anyone. A master at video games, gorgeous beyond compare, accepting of all no mater who you are, and more eccentric then a Ravenclaw, she's the friend you want to have. Catrice is a darling little bad ass who has more sex appeal then all the women in the earth put together. If you're not with her, you want to be, and if you aren't her, you wish every day you were.
"Oh my gosh, Catrice is just the most amazing of things!"

"I know, she is totally my favorite."
Catrice by baconcarbonaraa November 8, 2012
carise is a beautiful name for a beautiful person, she is actually hylarious, a good friend, cute, smart, she can play the guitar, she got a new jumper btw, black and gold adidas, she loves choclit cake and its hers so jst dnt :/
G0T A N3W JUMPA M4N cos i am crs, carice, cawise, careece, n-carise, limp carise, shikariss...
carise by bissettbaws_ June 1, 2010

Cartisexual 

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!
Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.
Cartisexual by Wreckuss November 27, 2021
A girl who has a tough outter appearance, but is truly sweet. She loves everyone, but usually isn't too close to family. She is a very individual worker. A Catrine is usually very intelligent and hard working. She is often shy around people older or larger than her, but she will stand up for herself if she must.
Catrine is so sweet.
catrine by KaymoTen January 10, 2018